So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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