I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
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We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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