I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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