So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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