You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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