so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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