i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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