We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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