So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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