Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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