i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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