I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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