I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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