Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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