I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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