i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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