we're blogging at a bar
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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