The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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