Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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