Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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