Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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