I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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