I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Panties = found
Randomize
