Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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