Dual....:-)
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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