I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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