You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize
