kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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