I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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