She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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