Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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