he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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