I'm going to jail i love you
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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