Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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