my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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