My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I believe in your delicious
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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