I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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