Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
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I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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