Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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