Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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