Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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