i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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