i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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