How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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