bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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