Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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