new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
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Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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