I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
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You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
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I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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