Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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