she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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