69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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