Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
he thought i was a dude.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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