It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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