WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
What changed your mind?
Being sober
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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