checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
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It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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