i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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