is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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