whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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