I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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